A selection of jokes that have been received.
Corey Neilson bumps into Dave Matsos outside McDonalds. ” What are you doing here Dave?” Say’s Corey. “I’m getting Big Mac & Fries for the team” replies Matsos. Corey says “Sounds like a fair swap!”
It’s the first period interval at the ‘Tent of Tin’ and Simmsy is at centre ice with a Steelers fan who is hoping to win a prize. Simmsy asks the fan “What is 10+8″ “Errrrrrrr 22″ replies the fan. “That’s wrong I’m afraid” says Dave, suddenly voices from the empty blue seats start shouting “Give him another go, give him another go”. “OK, what is 4+8?” asks Simmsy, “Errrrrrr 15″ replies the hapless Dingle. Simmsy once again tells him he’s wrong, but once again the crowd shout “Give him another go, give him another go”. Simmsy gives him an easy one, “What is 1+1?” to which the fan replies “Errrrrrrr 2″ but before Simmsy can tell him he’s right, voices from the crowd shout “Give him another go, give him another go!”
What’s the difference between a Steelers fan and a supermarket trolley? The trolley has a mind of its own!
How do you make a Steelers fans eyes light up? Shine a torch into their ears!
Did you hear about the Steelers fan who had a brain transplant? Sadly the brain rejected him!
How did the Steelers fan break his legs raking up leaves? He fell out of the tree!
A judge was tryinmg to rule in a difficult child custody battle. He decided to call the child into his chambers and speak to the boy. The judge asks “Would you like to live with your father?” The boy replies “No sir, my father beats me”. “Would you like to live with your mother?” Asks the judge. “No sir, my mother also beats me.” Frustrayed the judge asks “Well, who would you like to live with?” “The Hull Stingrays” replies the boy “They don’t beat anybody!”
As Ryan Finnerty’s wife was trying on a fur coat her friend turned to her and said “Do you realise how much some poor, dumb animal has had to suffer so you could have that coat?” Mrs Finnerty retorted “How dare you speak about my husband like that!”
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