Here’s one we lost earlier!

News is reaching us that the Sheffield Steelers have signed Andy Akinwolere from popular BBC children’s programme Blue Peter (Official release here). A spokesman from CBBC said “we’re sorry to see the lad go, we wanted to keep him but Steelers came in and offered more money, Andy put in his two weeks notice and he was off.”

The Steelers have been on the lookout for new talent after the squad was recently described as ‘shit’ by several hockey insiders. Akinwolere will make his debut in the Challenge Cup game with the Giants in Belfast. Steelers coach Dave Matsos is delighted with his new signing saying “Yeah, I’m errrrrr yeah delighted. I’ve told errrrr Andy that he can, you know, have all Sharpy’s ice time, ‘cos errrrr Sharpy’s kinda crap you know. I’ve errrr already installed in Andy, you know, that if plan A ain’t working errrrr you know, revert to plan A”

However, rumours that the Steelers had to broker a deal with the Blue Peter team in where they would build the new YES project in Rotherham out of empty washing up liquid bottles and sticky back plastic, with an area for an environmental garden, have so far proved without foundation!

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1 Response to “Here’s one we lost earlier!”


  1. 1 Becky October 9, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    The Steelers have been on the lookout for new talent after the squad was recently described as ’shit’ by several hockey insiders.

    Hahahahahaha!! 😀

    Kinda missing the point on this move. At least it resembles decent publicity for the team rather than the usual tactics from the PR machine. Surely Belfast aren’t the best team to be doing this against tho…


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