BPL Presents

BPL are proud to announce that they are moving into the home decoration market! Ever wanted to hide those unsightly cracks, blemishes and flaws in your walls? Well now you can with the BenSimonize! One application of Ben Simonize will hide all your imperfections leaving your walls looking as good as new. BenSimonize is available now from Broughton Lane, Sheffield for the super low launch price of £500,000. Please note payment must be in cash (used notes preferred), cheques and credit cards cannot be accepted at this time.


BPL has withdrawn all stocks of the MIKEO’Calculator due to news reports of unusual answers to simple sums. If you have bought a MIKEO’Calculator return it to BPL immediately for a full* refund.

*Based on RRP times quantity. All calculations will be conducted on BPL brand calculators.

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